The web page you are currently enjoying is - you may have noted - http://www.randomconsult.com

A trifle confusing, as the company name is actually Random Consulting. What gives?

I would have snagged randomconsulting.com, but that domain is - unfortunately - owned by one Joaquin Rubio down in Argentina. My attempts to buy it from him have been thwarted by our mutual lack of ability to speak each other's language, although I think he'd be amenable to learning something neutral in order to further communication. Dutch, perhaps.

So Joaquin - if you're out there - Oproepen me. Ik wil uw overtollig domein kopen. Spreek.

Barring a few brief outages, business is "as usual" even as the Gap Inferno decimates a decent sized chunk of the region.

Please, I beg you all, try to avoid being horrifically immolated until *after* you settle your bills.

I thank you.